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frnds here I will post all types of sms. veg, non-veg, shayari, jokes all types of jokes in a single thread

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3 sardar bike par ja rahe thay. Police wale ne roka aur kaha-tumhe pta nahi 2-wheeler par 3 savari allowed nahi hai.
Sardar-G pta hai isliye 1 ko ghar chhodne ja rahe hain

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4 sardar bike par ja rahe thay. Police wale ne rokne k liye haath diya. Tbhi 1 sardar bola-Saab G pehle e bdi mushkil se baithe hain aur jagah nahi hai

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Beta-Mummy main shaadi k baad he kyun paida hua

Mummy-Beta tumhe bahar nikalne ka rasta nhi malum tha, Papa ne khod khod k rasta bnaya

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Mom..agar samne ladke muje dekhte toh mera bra tight hota,
M0M: bra toda niche kr, saala unka drayer tight hoga.

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gud joks saleem bhai...
kary on..

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thanx kirann. I will try my best

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Girl's father-Main nahi chahta k meri beti kisi gadhe k saath puri zindagi bitaye


Boyfrnd-Tbhi to usko yahan se le jane k liye aaya hun

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Bobby darling- Apne pyar k baare mein kisi ko mat btana


Girlfrnd - Teena ko to zaroor btaungi. Wo kehti thi 'koi pagal he hoga jo tujhse pyar karega'

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A man to shopkeeper-Lala G dettol sabun hai kya

Lala(naak mein ungli karte huye) - Haan hai


Man - To fir haath dhokar 1 kg chawal dedo

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Kya aapko kabhi kisi ki buri nazar lagi hai?
Nahi Na
Lgegi bhi nahi kyun ki

Aapki tango k beech mein 2 nimboo aur 1 mirch latki hui hai

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bina sex k pareshan biwi raat ko jan gan man gaane lagi

Pati - ye kya kar rahi ho

Patni - Ek aakhri koshish. Kyun k ispar to sara desh khada ho jata hai

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Suhagrat ko ladka kamre mein gaya aur bola - jaldi kapde utaro

fir kaam karke bola - jaldi kapde pehan lo

ladki- jaldi kyun

ladka - Dulha aa raha hai



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Exam aur SEX k baad ladkiyan yahi sochati hain

1. Kitna lamba tha

2. Kaash thoda time aur mil jata

3. Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha baad mein kitna easy ho gaya

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aapko pata hai aadmi ka underwear 1 mix mithai ka dibba hai jisme
1 creamroal hai

2 gulabjamun hain

kuchh sewaiyan hain

aur han khushi k maukon par kheer bhi banti hai

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Girls hostel ki light chali gayi aur unhone electric office mein phone kiya aur bola "light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo"


To udhar se jawab mila,"Aadmi nahi hai mombatti se kaam chala lo"

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Santa suhagrat ko puri koshish karne k baad bhi daal na saka


Santa - Teri aaj tak kisi ne nahi li kya


Wife - Li to hai, par jisne bhi li panty utar k li

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Wife - Kal jb main bra pehan rahi thi to khidki se mujhe ek aadmi dekh raha tha

Husband - To tumne kya kiya


Wife - Maare sharam k bra se apna chehra chhupa liya


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INDIA ki reet

Ladki apni marzi se de to PYAR

Dost dilwaye to UPHAR


Gharwale dilwayen to SANSKAR


Ladka apne aap le to BLATKAR

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1 sardar ne apne bete ka naam AMERICA rakh diya

Doston ne puchha k aisa kyun kiya.

To sardar bola k sbko pta chalna chahiye k India mein ek aisa sardar hai jo roz america ki b maa chodta hai



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