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nishitjoshi9799
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Santa ki 1 goti nili ho gayi
Dr.Ne kaha zahar fail gaya hai katni padegi.
kuch din baad dusri bhi nili ho gayi.
Dr.ne kaha jahar jyada fail gaya hai dusari bhi katni padegi.
kuch aur din baad lund bhi neela pad gaya.
Dr.Ne kaha agar zinda rehna hain to ise bhi kaatna padega.
lund kaat kar uski jagah plastic ka nul laga diya.
kuch din baad plastic ka nal bhi nila pad gaya.
Dr.ab tumhari bimari samajh me aa gayi tumhari Chaddi rang chod rahi he.


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T.V.Add- Villan try to rape a Girl.
but ladki k salwar ka Naada nhi khol paya. voice frm background-
Aapki maa behen ki izzat k rakhwaale
Pappu bhai Naade wale.


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nishitjoshi9799
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ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE,
BUT..
SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME.!

Pls Wear

CONDOM & HELMET On UR

Appropriate HEADS, During

Respective RIDES.


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A girl talking on Moble.
Ladka:Kash mai Mobile hota To Tere Gaalse laga hota
Ladki:Ha,
raat ko ghar le jati aur charger teri Gaand me laga hota


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During SEX ;Daalte hi ladki chillai-
Uui ma PEPSI.Pappu ;
Saali iss time pepsi yaad aa rahi he tujhe.
Girl ;PEPSI matlab
Plz
Enter
Penis
Slowly
Inside..


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nishitjoshi9799
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1Aadmi muth mar raha tha
Ki uski Biwi aa gai
BV:Ye kya ho raha hai?
Admi:Mai to bansuri baja raha tha
BV:To kya mera Shankh padosi bajayenge


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Santa to Umrao Jaan, "I love you."

Umrao,"Tameez say baat kijiye."

Santa-"Bismillah-e- Rehman e- Rahim, Mohtarama
CHUDWAOGI??"


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jalpa2690
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is me ZIP Kaha Hey

nishitjoshi9799
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1970 mein
Dulha Dahej Me TV Maangta Tha


1980
Motor Cycle


1990
Plot


2000
Ac & Car


2010
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Bas 'Seal pack' Dulhan de dena yahi kaafi hai...!!


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Mahefil-e-Se x Sajao To Koi Bat Bane
Daulat-e-Kiss Lutao To Koi Bat Bne
Glas-e-Dudh Pina Gavara Nai Hmko
Drect B0Obs Se Pilao To Koi Bat Bne


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Wah kya se x x y post he .

m_pc
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Quote:
is me ZIP Kaha Hey
kyu bhai gf ko gift karni he

Ganeshisking
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kya all massage zip or rar mein add kar sakte ho plz for dwaonload me this all sms at once


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