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| Wed Dec 31, 1969 18:00:00 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Hello frendz i am going to start new thread here for sms.....here i will post every types of sms... . Guys post ur comment and help me to make this thread popular... [color=FF0000] THANX from everyone is most welcomed...... ![]() Post Edited By : Hunter252 |
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| Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:24:38 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Here goes my very 1st.... . . Winning horse does not knw y it runs in d race?It runs coz of beats&pains.Lyf is a race&God is a rider.So if u r in pain,think God wants to see u win. |
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| Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:26:50 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Unse door jane ka irada na tha, sada sath rehne ka wada na tha, wo yad na karenge jante the, par itni jaldi bhul jayenge andaaja na tha. |
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| Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:29:33 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Kon kisko dil me jagha deta hai, Ped b sukhe patto ko gira deta hai, Hum wakif hai duniya ke in usulo se, Jub dil bhr jay to har koi bhula deta hai. |
| Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:35:10 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Hum mitti ke khilone banate rahe, khayalo me hi duniya basate rahe, hamara hokar bhi hamara koi na bana, aur hum har ek ko apna batate rahe.....? |
| Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:39:39 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka naata hai, Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jaata hai, Rahe duriyan to prwaah nahin, Dost ko har pal dil se yaad kiya jaata hai.... |
| Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:41:23 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Womens prayer: OH holyman laydown with me on a holybed, let ur holypole enter my holyhole so that ur holywater can produce a holy soul.:-D |
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| Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:42:46 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | A TOUCHNG STORY- A Boy n A Grl Luvd Ech Othr Vry Mch.. 1 Day Dey Wre Talkng & By Chance D Boy Touchd d Grl's Hnd.. Latr D Grl Touchd boy's hand.. WOT A TUCHNG STORY:-D ;-) |
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| Fri Mar 12, 2010 23:02:39 | |
| Mr.A2Z Junior Member [ PM: Mr.A2Z] | bro txt all d msg here so that we can download it |
| Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:36:25 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Who is a friend.. A push when u r stopped, a touch when u r lost, a word when u r quiet, a smile when u r sad, a hug when u cry & a SLAP when u dont stop cryin.;-) |
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| Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:37:55 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy you. But to help u realise ur hidden potential & power. Let Difficulties know that U R DIFFICULT. |
| Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:39:26 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Sweet age of true relatnship:- small girl & boy r seen crying 2gther.wen askd y?Girl says "My doll hs broken"n boy says "l M cryin bcz my dol is cryin". . |
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| Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:40:35 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Sweet age of true relatnship:- small girl & boy r seen crying 2gther.wen askd y?Girl says "My doll hs broken"n boy says "l M cryin bcz my dol is cryin". . |
| Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:00:10 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Man to sexy callgirl- whats ur name? Callgirl-Benz, sir man- any relation with Mercidez Benz??? Callgirl- same prize sir.... |
| Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:02:42 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible? . . . . THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER. |
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| Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:05:27 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | What is a kiss?In view of... Geometry:"kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips! Economics:"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY! PHYSICS:"Kiss is the process of charging a human body! Computer:"kiss is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA... |
| Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:07:54 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Redefined Definitions: 1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions. 2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. 4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage. 5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state. |
| Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:06:36 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Royengi Aankhen, Muskurane k baad! Aayegi Raat, din Dhaal Jane k baad! Oh jaane wale Zara Mudke to Dekh, Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe Tere Jaane k baad! |
| Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:08:02 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Once at a fancy dress party, a woman appears nude, painted fully white. A man asks, "What are you?" She replies, "I'm the mint with a hole!" |
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| Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:10:36 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | 3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. 1st woman: manne chat. 2nd woman: manne ragdo(tikki). 3rd woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!! |
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| Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:13:54 | |
| Hunter252 Mobile Genius [ PM: Hunter252] | Tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar, dhadkano me bajenge ringtone bankar, Kabhi apne dil se juda mat samajhna, Hum tere saath chalenge Network Bankar. |
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