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Wed Dec 31, 1969 18:00:00
Hunter252
Mobile Genius
[ PM: Hunter252]
Hello frendz i am going to start new thread here for sms.....here i will post every types of sms...
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Guys post ur comment and help me to make this thread popular... [color=FF0000] THANX
from everyone is most welcomed......




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Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:24:38
Hunter252
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[ PM: Hunter252]
Here goes my very 1st....
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Winning horse does not knw y it runs in d race?It runs coz of beats&pains.Lyf is a race&God is a rider.So if u r in pain,think God wants to see u win.


      


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Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:26:50
Hunter252
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[ PM: Hunter252]
Unse door jane ka irada na tha,
sada sath rehne ka wada na tha,
wo yad na karenge jante the,
par itni jaldi bhul jayenge andaaja na tha.


      


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Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:29:33
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Kon kisko dil me jagha deta hai,
Ped b sukhe patto ko gira deta hai,
Hum wakif hai duniya ke in usulo se,
Jub dil bhr jay to har koi bhula deta hai.


      


Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:35:10
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Hum mitti ke khilone banate rahe,
khayalo me hi duniya basate rahe,
hamara hokar bhi hamara koi na bana,
aur hum har ek ko apna batate rahe.....?


      


Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:39:39
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka naata hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jaata hai,
Rahe duriyan to prwaah nahin,
Dost ko har pal dil se yaad kiya jaata hai....


      


Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:41:23
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Womens prayer: OH holyman laydown with me on a holybed, let ur holypole enter my holyhole so that ur holywater can produce a holy soul.:-D

      


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Fri Mar 12, 2010 22:42:46
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
A TOUCHNG STORY-

A Boy n A Grl Luvd Ech Othr Vry Mch..
1 Day Dey Wre Talkng & By Chance D Boy Touchd d Grl's Hnd..
Latr D Grl Touchd boy's hand..

WOT A TUCHNG STORY:-D
;-)


      


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Fri Mar 12, 2010 23:02:39
Mr.A2Z
Junior Member

[ PM: Mr.A2Z]
bro txt all d msg here so that we can download it

      


Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:36:25
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Who is a friend..
A push when u r stopped,
a touch when u r lost,
a word when u r quiet,
a smile when u r sad,
a hug when u cry & a SLAP when u dont stop cryin.;-)


      


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Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:37:55
Hunter252
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[ PM: Hunter252]
Difficulties in your life do not come to destroy you. But to help u realise ur hidden potential & power.
Let Difficulties know that U R DIFFICULT.


      


Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:39:26
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Sweet age of true relatnship:- small girl & boy r seen crying 2gther.wen askd y?Girl says "My doll hs broken"n boy says "l M cryin bcz my dol is cryin". .

      


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Sat Mar 13, 2010 08:40:35
Hunter252
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Sweet age of true relatnship:- small girl & boy r seen crying 2gther.wen askd y?Girl says "My doll hs broken"n boy says "l M cryin bcz my dol is cryin". .

      


Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:00:10
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Man to sexy callgirl- whats ur name?
Callgirl-Benz, sir
man- any relation with Mercidez Benz???
Callgirl- same prize sir....


      


Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:02:42
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible?
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THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.


      


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Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:05:27
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
What is a kiss?In view of...
Geometry:"kiss is the shortest distance between 2 lips!
Economics:"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!
PHYSICS:"Kiss is the process of charging a human body!
Computer:"kiss is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA...


      


Sat Mar 13, 2010 09:07:54
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Redefined Definitions:
1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage.
5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.


      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:06:36
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Royengi Aankhen, Muskurane k baad!
Aayegi Raat, din Dhaal Jane k baad!
Oh jaane wale Zara Mudke to Dekh,
Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe Tere Jaane k baad!


      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:08:02
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Once at a fancy dress party, a woman appears nude, painted fully white.
A man asks, "What are you?"
She replies, "I'm the mint with a hole!"


      


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Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:10:36
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.

1st woman: manne chat.
2nd woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3rd woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!


      


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Sun Mar 14, 2010 22:13:54
Hunter252
Mobile Genius

[ PM: Hunter252]
Tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar,
dhadkano me bajenge ringtone bankar,
Kabhi apne dil se juda mat samajhna,
Hum tere saath chalenge Network Bankar.


      


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