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| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:36:44 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | If People Criticise YOU, Hurt YOU, Shout at YOU, Don't BOTHER. Just REMREMBER. "In every game only Audience makes NOISE, Not the PLAYER"! |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:37:52 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Ladki ne OMLET banane k liye ANDA FODA aur Surprise ANDA EMPTY nikla? She shouted, GHOR KALYUG.! Aajkal Murgiyan bhi ABORTION karane lagi..!:- |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:38:39 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Jise Dil ki"KALAM" or bharose ki "INK" kehte hai,Jise lamho ki "KITAB" or yadon ka "COVER" kehte hai,Yahi wo "SUBJECT he jise log "FRINDSHIP" kehte hai... |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:39:15 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Do u know:"PYAAR kab hota he?"I'll tell u:Jab time kharab ho,hum par shani bhari ho or Bhagwan mazey lene ke fulll mood mein ho tab pyar hota he.![]() |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:39:49 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Eka table var 3 andi astat, 1 padto phut to, 2ra padto phut to, 3ra padto pan phutat nahi. ka????? hota asa kadhi kadhi. |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:40:45 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you! |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:41:20 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Amitab:Ab aakhri sawal 1crore ka. what is ur fathers name Santa:Hasne laga. Amitabh:Hash kyon rahe ho? Santa: option to de |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:41:51 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | frnds are like baloons once you let them go u cant ever bring them back thats why i will tie u tight to my heart ur 2 presious 2 me |
| Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:43:02 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u.... |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:42:32 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u.... |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:43:49 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | Life start with violence,bt end with silence,Love start with fear bt end with tears,true friendship starts with any where but ends no where |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:44:54 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | BHAKT-He bhagwan mujhe dard de,dukh de,mujhe barbad kar de, har muskil mere peeche laga de,BHAGWAN- Abe gadhe ek line me bol na ki girlfrind chahiye. |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:48:28 | |
| vijay8804 Elite Forces [ PM: vijay8804] Collection | A4_aapkoB4_bahut bahutC4_chori choriD4_dil seE4_ek baar mil karF4_face to faceG4_gale laga karH4_hum tumko kehna chahte haiGooD NighT |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:24:01 | |
| vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection | Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai. |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:25:23 | |
| vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection | Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein. |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:25:53 | |
| vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection | Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:26:26 | |
| vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection | Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do? A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:27:02 | |
| vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection | santa ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai .... snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ? |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:28:18 | |
| vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection | santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....santa : oye dealer ... ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de .... |
| Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:40:36 | |
| vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707] Collection | Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions.. TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ? Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!.. |
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