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Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:36:44
vijay8804
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If People Criticise YOU,
Hurt YOU,
Shout at YOU,
Don't BOTHER.
Just REMREMBER.
"In every game only Audience makes NOISE,
Not the PLAYER"!


      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:37:52
vijay8804
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Ladki ne OMLET banane k liye ANDA FODA

aur Surprise ANDA EMPTY nikla?

She shouted,

GHOR KALYUG.! Aajkal Murgiyan bhi ABORTION karane lagi..!:-


      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:38:39
vijay8804
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Jise Dil ki"KALAM" or bharose ki "INK" kehte hai,Jise lamho ki "KITAB" or yadon ka "COVER" kehte hai,Yahi wo "SUBJECT he jise log "FRINDSHIP" kehte hai...

      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:39:15
vijay8804
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Do u know:"PYAAR kab hota he?"I'll tell u:Jab time kharab ho,hum par shani bhari ho or Bhagwan mazey lene ke fulll mood mein ho tab pyar hota he.

      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:39:49
vijay8804
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Eka table var 3 andi astat, 1 padto phut to, 2ra padto phut to, 3ra padto pan phutat nahi. ka?????


























hota asa kadhi kadhi.


      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:40:45
vijay8804
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Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:41:20
vijay8804
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Amitab:Ab aakhri sawal 1crore ka. what is ur fathers name Santa:Hasne laga. Amitabh:Hash kyon rahe ho? Santa: option to de

      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:41:51
vijay8804
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frnds are like baloons once you let them go u cant ever bring them back thats why i will tie u tight to my heart ur 2 presious 2 me

      


Tue Mar 09, 2010 22:43:02
vijay8804
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Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u....

      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:42:32
vijay8804
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Minutes r small,hours r less, days r short, months r enough to be with u,i can take infinite births if i get a sweet friend like u....

      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:43:49
vijay8804
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Life start with violence,bt end with silence,Love start with fear bt end with tears,true friendship starts with any where but ends no where

      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:44:54
vijay8804
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BHAKT-He bhagwan mujhe dard de,dukh de,mujhe barbad kar de, har muskil mere peeche laga de,BHAGWAN- Abe gadhe ek line me bol na ki girlfrind chahiye.

      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 01:48:28
vijay8804
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A4_aapkoB4_bahut bahutC4_chori choriD4_dil seE4_ek baar mil karF4_face to faceG4_gale laga karH4_hum tumko kehna chahte haiGooD NighT

      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:24:01
vish7707
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Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.

      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:25:23
vish7707
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Girlfriend - darling mera mobile recharge karwa do
boyfriend - darling main tera aashiq hun airtel walo ka jawai nhein.


      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:25:53
vish7707
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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet


      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:26:26
vish7707
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Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences


      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:27:02
vish7707
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santa ne call milayi to aage se aawaz aayi .... aaapke khate me is call k liye bkaya rashi nai hai ....
snta : o koi ni9 soniye tere baat ho gyi ye kya kam hai ?


      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:28:18
vish7707
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santa won loottery worth rs.20cr.......dealer gave him 11cr after deductinjg tax ....santa : oye dealer ...
ya muje pure 20cr dede ya to mere 20rs vapas kar de ....


      


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:40:36
vish7707
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Maths teacher was teaching mathematical conversions..
TeacheIf 1000 kgs=ton then 3000 kgs equal how much ?
Santa: Ton.! Ton.!Ton.!..


      


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