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Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:41:23
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	A girl wearing very short skirt.A boy asks he Won't yr mom tell anythng abt yr dress? Girl replied: My mom will b very angry..bcoz I'm wearing her dress.


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:42:52
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke. Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..! Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:45:08
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Heights of laziness: Boy: mom 1glaas pani dedomom:khud lelo beta:pls dedo mom:ab manga toh thappad dungi beta:jab thappad dene aaogi toh pani lete aana.


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:45:55
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Lady sitting on a park bench. Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ? lady angrily:How dare U ? Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:46:31
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	santa:ek achi news hai or ek bad news banta:achi news santa:meri patni ka accident ho gaya bantar bad news santa: wo ek sapna tha


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:47:45
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them? SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:49:44
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Teacher How come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. Teacher Use your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.


Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:52:04
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:07:54
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	An Elephant meets an Ant. ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai? ELEPHANT: 5 saal. ANT: 5 saal aur itne barrey. ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO jo peeta hoon. ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai? ANT: 30 saal. ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…. . . ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:16:05
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	father to teacher: why is my child poor in history like me??? teacher: beacuse HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF.


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:17:28
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Style of break-up: A boy bought Present for his GF. GF(after opening):Wat d hell will i do wid dis Diwali rocket? Boy:U wanted space na?Now sit on it n GET LOST..!!


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:19:26
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Style of break-up: A boy bought Present for his GF. GF(after opening):Wat d hell will i do wid dis Diwali rocket? Boy:U wanted space na?Now sit on it n GET LOST..!!


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:19:53
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..? Aftr d match he asked Bhajji Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN? Bhajji slapped & said DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:20:29
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the... 1 pagal khamosh baitha tha dr ne pucha tum q khamosh baithe ho pagal ne kaha-bewkuf me dulha hun!!!


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:21:01
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Question- Voting k liye 18 saal aur Shaadi k liye 21 saal poore hone chahiye! Aisa kyun hai??? Answer- Kyunki sarkar sambhalna aasan hota hai par biwi sambhaalna utna hi mushkil! ;-)


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:22:37
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was singing a song. After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside downand started singing again. Banta Singh : Santa Singh what is the matter with you? Why are you hanging upside down? Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:24:04
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Santa:tum bike itni fast kyun chala rahe ho? banta:ye khat urgent pohchana hai santa:kaha? banta:address padhne ka tym nahi hai...


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:25:41
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	SMS karne ke fayde 1.mai bhi khush 2.jise bhejo wo bhi khush 3.yado ka silsila bana rehta hai 4.kaun KANJUS hai wo bhi pata chalta hai...!


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:26:19
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Aik dewar pe lika tha, Kutta thook raha hy Pathan ne wahi par thooka aur hans ne laga hahaha Thooka ham ne naam kutte ka aya.


Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:27:04
vish7707 Symbianeer [ PM: vish7707]	Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law"



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