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Sat Mar 13, 2010 05:23:43
vish7707
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Chintoo : Aaj maine apni class mein sabse pyaari larki ko phansa li..
Friend : Woh kaisey?
Chintoo : “Class lagi thi.. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana ke Phainka. Jahaza teacher ke pass chala gaya. Uss ne ghusey se poocha yeh kiss ne phainka? Maine us larki ka naam le liya aur who phans gaye bichari


      


Sat Mar 13, 2010 05:24:14
vish7707
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Newly married couple went to a restuarant.
Husband: Darling, now we r just like one person.
Wife: It's ok. But don't forget to order lunch for two.


      


Sat Mar 13, 2010 05:26:14
vish7707
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1 pathan chilkay sameat kela kha raha tha,kisi ne us ko toka,is ko cheel to lo.pathan bola : chelne ka kia zarorat he humko malum he is K andr kia he.

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 20:58:04
vijay8804
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Who is a true INDIAN? RAJIV GANDHI why? Bcoz, he is the only leader who followd d rule "ALL INDIANS R MY BROTHERS N SISTERS" n married a Foreign Item!

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 20:58:49
vijay8804
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Tharo message jb aawe hai,maaro rom rom machal jave hai,Ang- ang me gudgudi howe hai, yo Tharo SMS ka kasoor nhi, saalo maaro mobile hi vibration pe hove hai..

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 20:59:31
vijay8804
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Gud morning.Ab aap soch rhe hoge Gud morning abhi kyu?Phone meraPaise mereMsg merato mrzi merijo man me aye wo bhejuye lo Happy diwaliab kya kar loge.

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:00:16
vijay8804
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LadyTeac.-Soch Aur Wahem Me Kya Fark hai? Student:-Aap bahut MAST ITEM ho Ye hamari Soch hai,Aur hum abhi chote Bacche hai ye aapka wahem hai..

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:00:56
vijay8804
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1baar mombati k andar ka dhaga bola, main jalta hu to tu kyu pighalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichadta hai to ansu to nikalte hai na.

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:01:46
vijay8804
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2 bar lips pe,2 bar gaal pe,1 bar mathe pe,2 bar gale pe,Coldcream zaroor lagana,sardi aa gayi hai na.

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:02:23
vijay8804
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Tujhe PAA Nahi Skte Firbhi Pana Chahte He,Tu Mera BAN Nahi Skta Sochke Tut Jate He,Kaise Keh Du Tu PARAYA He,Tu To Mere Har DHARKAN Me Samaya He.

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:03:05
vijay8804
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Aniversary Pr Santa Apni Biwi K LiyeGulaab Ka Phul Le Kr AyaBiwi:Muje Yeh Nhi ChahiyeKoi Sone Ki Cheez DoSnta:Ye Lo Takiya Aur So ja

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:03:51
vijay8804
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MARNE K 3 TARIKE-1-ROZ CIGARET PIYO30 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE2-ROZ DARU PIYO15 SAAL ME MAR JAOGE3-KISI SE SACHA PYAR KRLOJITE G MAR JAOGE

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:04:15
vijay8804
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Miss call means
M-Missing u
I-I am thinking of u
S-Special4me
S-Stay in my heart
C-Care of u
A-Anythng 4u
L-Like u
L-Love u


      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:05:06
vijay8804
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Two friends 'Jo' & 'Wo' were watching a horror movie..'Jo' got frightened but 'Wo' Died.!Why?Just because..'JO' darr gaya 'WO' marr gaya.!!

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:05:44
vijay8804
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Pad kar k kya karna hai, aakhir 1 din sabko marna hai, 4 din khushi se jee lo kyuki agle janam phir se nursery se hi shuru karna hai...

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:06:31
vijay8804
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Kya huva sms ki factree me hadtal he?
Inbox kangal he? Ya
Balance ka akal he?
Nahi to kya bura hal he?
Sms bhej teri ijatka saval he.


      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:07:39
vijay8804
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Hm MileIt Was By ChanceHum fir MileIt Was LuckHm Dost BneIt Was DestinyHm Aj B DostHeIts Our DecisionHm Hmesa Dost RhegeITS PROMISE

      


Sun Mar 14, 2010 21:08:13
vijay8804
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Aur Kuch Nai CHAHIYE Tera Pyar Hi Kafi HeDilme Basa Tera ARMAN Hi Kafi HeTamanna H Tum SIRF Mere RahoMuje Bahut CHAHO Ye Ehsan Hi Kafi He

      


Mon Mar 15, 2010 00:49:07
vijay8804
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WIFE Sexy mood me boli :
Aaj mujhe rassi se bandhkar,jo karna chahte ho kar lo.
HUSBAND ne WIFE ko bandh diya
aur
NAUKRANI ko thok diya!


      


Mon Mar 15, 2010 00:49:36
vijay8804
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Har kisiki ki taqdir achi nahi hoti,hato me mohobat ki lakir nahi hoti, mohobat mile to qadar kar lena, warana unse pucho jinki mohobat unke karib nahi hoti.

      


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