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| Mon Jun 01, 2009 03:33:43 | |
| thesentiguy ROCK DJ [ PM: thesentiguy] | How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?' 'Smashing!' 'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?' 'Yes - but I couldn't get anywhr near it there were to many Arsenal supporters!' Post Edited By : thesentiguy |
| Mon Jun 01, 2009 23:09:10 | |
| thesentiguy ROCK DJ [ PM: thesentiguy] | Terry Venables and Arsene Wenger are getting interviewed at the end of last season and the interviewer turns to Wenger :"So Arsene after a few disastrous results in the last couple of weeks where do you see Arsenals season going from here?" "Well, as I said at the start of the season, our main aim is to win the Premier league and I still think we're in with a good chance!" Interviewer turns to Venables: "So then Terry, what do you think of Palaces prospects then?" "Well I'm hoping that we'll go up as champions and probably win the FA Cup, then take the Premiership by storm in a couple of years, with a possible Grand Slam of all major domestic trophies!" The interviewer is a bit shocked and turns round to Venables and says: "You're not serious, surely?" "Well Arsene bloody started it!!" Post Edited By : thesentiguy |
| Fri Jun 05, 2009 02:33:13 | |
| AiRtEL.Ka.BAap Elite Member [ PM: AiRtEL.Ka.BAap] | Q: What would you do if you saw a Millwall fan walking towards you with a wound? A: Stop laughing, reload and shoot again! |
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| Sat Jun 20, 2009 08:41:29 | |
| thesentiguy ROCK DJ [ PM: thesentiguy] | Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?" Post Edited By : thesentiguy |
| Sun Jun 21, 2009 06:48:38 | |
| Enemy.of.fraud Junkie [ PM: Enemy.of.fraud] | Very nice dude |
| Thu Jul 02, 2009 19:58:34 | |
| thesentiguy ROCK DJ [ PM: thesentiguy] | Q - WHAT IS COMMON TO A SISSY PANSY AND A GAY ? A - CESC FABREGAS Post Edited By : thesentiguy |
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