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Mon Jun 01, 2009 03:33:43

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How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'
'Smashing!'
'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'
'Yes - but I couldn't get anywhr near it there were to many Arsenal supporters!'

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Mon Jun 01, 2009 23:09:10

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Terry Venables and Arsene Wenger are getting interviewed at the end of last season and the interviewer turns to Wenger :"So Arsene after a few disastrous results in the last couple of weeks where do you see Arsenals season going from here?" "Well, as I said at the start of the season, our main aim is to win the Premier league and I still think we're in with a good chance!" Interviewer turns to Venables: "So then

Terry, what do you think of Palaces prospects then?" "Well I'm hoping that we'll go up as champions and probably win the FA Cup, then take the Premiership by storm in a couple of years, with a possible Grand Slam of all major domestic trophies!" The interviewer is a bit shocked and turns round to Venables and says:

"You're not serious, surely?" "Well Arsene bloody started it!!"

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Fri Jun 05, 2009 02:33:13

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Q: What would you do if you saw a Millwall fan walking towards you with a wound?

A: Stop laughing, reload and shoot again!

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Sat Jun 20, 2009 08:41:29

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Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan."
So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

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Sun Jun 21, 2009 06:48:38

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Very nice dude

Thu Jul 02, 2009 19:58:34

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Q - WHAT IS COMMON TO A SISSY PANSY AND A GAY ?
A - CESC FABREGAS

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Thu Jul 08, 2010 00:15:19

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The England team visited an orphanage the other day in South Africa.

'It was great to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope'

said Albert Umboto, aged 6

Thu Jul 08, 2010 00:29:41

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Fine thread..
STOP MAKING FUN OF WENGER..
Wenger rox.. Arsenal rox..
U MAN-U LOOSER.. making fun of others..

Thu Jul 08, 2010 07:44:50

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Quote:
Fine thread..
STOP MAKING FUN OF WENGER..
Wenger rox.. Arsenal rox..
U MAN-U LOOSER.. making fun of others..

lol u idiot this is a joke thread. if u dont like the jokes then dont read them. arsenal have been trophyless 4 ages and u r saying they r better than man utd. lol that was an even better joke.

Mon Jul 12, 2010 22:04:17

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Frnd, how can u create a jokes thread without Fergoosen & Ronaldo ??? lol

Wed Jul 14, 2010 21:33:08

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^yawwnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! dude its my thread i can post any joke i want. frm ur comments i have understood how much knowledge u have abt football.lol as i said before if u dont like my jokes, dont read them.

Wed Jul 14, 2010 21:49:51

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Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!

Thu Jul 22, 2010 22:11:50

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My computer's been infected by the Robert Green virus. Now I can't save anything.

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Fri Jul 23, 2010 15:18:23

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haha green

Wed Aug 18, 2010 00:16:44

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Q: When does Arsenal stand 1st on the League table?

Ans: Before the Season Starts....lol....the standings are shown alphabetically on
espnstar.com....and thats the only way Arsenal find their way on the
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Sat Aug 21, 2010 02:19:53

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salil bro mast hai..

Sat Aug 21, 2010 02:26:34

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Q. How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?

A. (I) Three. One to change the light bulb, one to buy the "1999 light bulb changing" commemorative t-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay.

A. (II) Who cares, so long as it comes out in 4 different versions (£49.99 each), and changes twice every season?

Sat Aug 21, 2010 02:28:01

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Q. What's the similarity between Manchester United and a 3-pin plug?

A. They're both useless in Europe.

Sat Aug 21, 2010 02:28:35

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Q.What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Man U team bus?

A. The Man U bus has more pricks!

Sat Aug 21, 2010 02:29:12

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A man walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, the sort of thing women of a certain age like to put on the mantelpiece. He thinks, "that'll be perfect for my mother-in-law's birthday," so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£10 for the rat, £100 for the story," replies the man.

Skip the story, thinks the bloke, and takes the rat for the tenner. He walks off down the road, but has not gone 20 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass prat over, and millions of rats follow, one after the other, plunging to certain death. The bloke then runs back to the shop...

"Aaaah", says the shop keeper, "I thought you'll be back for the story". "Sod the story, where's the brass Manchester United fan?"

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