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virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	JoKeS OnLY

Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:27:04
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Tech Calls These "silly tech support calls " have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How about you?
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:30:48
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:32:12
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left?
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:35:00
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Tech support: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates.
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:36:32
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:37:50
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Customer: I have problems printing in red... Tech support: Do you have a color printer? Customer: Aaaah....... ......... ....thank you.
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:39:36
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:40:45
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back Customer: OK Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:42:21
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:42:55
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Customer: I can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars.
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:02:31
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer : Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:04:01
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:05:16
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:06:31
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:07:48
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	And last but not least... Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager" Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:34:17
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Fir Se SMS Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi, Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi, Kade kade milya vi kar yaara, Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi. Teacher'pyar aur ishq mein kya farak hai? Student'- sir pyar woh hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain aur ishq woh hai jo main aapki beti se karta hoon.....! Kaun kehta hai ki is duniya mei majbut irade wale log nahin milenge.aap mere is dost ko hi dekh lijiye,duniya idhar se udhar ho jaye pr yeh sms nahin karenge.. Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai. $ Kya leker aye the.?Kya leker jaoge..?$$ Mujhe sms nahi kar k kitni chillar bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya....NARK men Bangala Banaoge. Ja Raha Hai SMS Mera, Jane Kya Gul Khilayega, Pyar Se Padha Jayega, Ya Yuhin Delete Kar Diya Jayega, Agar Na Hua Delete To Ek Pyara Sa Mitha Reply Zarur Ayega. / ; ) ( / SO rahe ho KYA? ( ì ; ( ( ì GHOORO MAT ( I ; ) ( ì AAKHE KHOLO ( ì ; ) (é DONO KHOLO (é ; ) (é CHALO sms bhejo New punishment 4 mobile owners. Misscall Ke Liye jail. Sms ke Liye Faansi. Call Ke Liye Umarqaid... Aap mat Daro; KANJUSO Ko To "EK LAKH" ka Inaam hai. Agar apko lagta hai ki aap beautiful hain, smart hain, charming hain to kutta paliye, billi paliye, sher paliye, magar galat FAHAMI MATPALIYE Haryanvi Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl. Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya? Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe? Poori cycle maar di ib ghanti alag se maru ke
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:36:52
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Some jokes to brighten your day Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it.
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:40:44
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:43:00
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:46:46
virgin.again Zhakas Member [ PM: virgin.again]	Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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